Acronym Contest

Credit for the Acronym Contest: Icera of So Magical

Each round a set of letters will be given to you and you are to make a sentence out of them in the order that the letters are given and each word must start with the letter. No other letters may be added and letters can not be subtracted. Sentences should be funny/witty but don't feel obligated to follow -- please, nothing obscene. All participants will be rewarded!

For example: DOLPS
Dobby only likes purple socks